Lick An Eco-Mom´s Old Cheesy Birkenstock Sandals!
Mistress Lola: I’m a real eco-mom and I’m on my feet all day long. Between the organic market, school runs, and gardening, I love wearing my old, comfortable Birkenstock sandals. They’re well worn in and look properly used.
And just like my feet, they smell extremely cheesy after a long day – that strong, intense foot odor that has soaked deep into the insoles. I know exactly how much you love this pungent, cheesy scent.
So now you may kneel in front of me while I sit relaxed in the armchair and put my feet up.
First, you get to lick all the street dust from the soles of my Birkenstock sandals. Every little crumb, every bit of dirt I carried around today. Then you may thoroughly lick the insoles clean – they’re completely soaked with foot dirt and my foot sweat.
If you lick my old sandals nicely and diligently, you’ll be rewarded with my bare, cheesy soles. Then you may slowly run your tongue over them and test whether the taste of my well-worn sandals matches the taste of my soft, sweaty foot soles.
Go on, slave… show me how much you love the scent of a real eco-mom.

